Okay, first off, you should know that this is my last year of IGCSE and I thought ‘Why not put my life in further difficulties and give three exams early?’ As if giving them a few months later wasn’t bad enough. I cannot for the life of me remember why I opted for that but that’s basically what’s taking most of my potential blogging time.

Anyways, down to business. The Oatmeal is a really awesome site. It features some hilarious comics, brilliant quizzes and just plain awesomeness. Plus they are illustrated really well. When I stumbled upon one of its quizzes, I was hooked. I must have taken a fair number of these hilarious quizzes. I thought as a easy post I’d share my results with you all. Note the transition from Manly-ness to Sissy-ness.

Click on the pictures to take the quiz yourself!

How many hungry weasels could your body feed?

Manly scale : HOT DAMN, THAT’S MANLY! (.. I think)

Are your loved ones plotting to eat you?

Manly Scale: Pfft, I can take all of them with my hands cut off and my eyes glued shut.

How many Justin Biebers could you take in a fight?

Manly Scale: 1 Justin Bieber =  one third of a man. 21 Justin Biebers = 7 men.  Since we’re talking about Justin BIEBER  here lets reduce that to  5 men. HOLY MOLEY ON BANANA STICKS! 5  men?!? I’m only 15. Booyeah.


The Zombie Bite Calculator

Manly Scale: An hour? Seriously? Well…that’s not bad, right? Right? RIGHT?!?

How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor?

Manly Scale: ‘Uhh, excuse me, Mr Velociraptor, but you’re on my side of the chain-‘ ‘CRUNCH’. I think I’ll go cry in a corner now.

How long could you survive on the surface of the sun?




About The Raftsman

I'm 16. I'm gonna be super rich soon. So better start sucking up. Edit: I'm about to turn 18, there's still time for you to start sucking up. Just saying.

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About TheRaftsman

The Raftsman is a Pakistani citizen who thinks too much of himself and likes to refer to himself in the third person. He decided to make a blog after he got an A in English. He enjoys reading and making comics, watching movies, fooling around on Photoshop and After Effects, playing games like a n00b on his Xbox 360 and cricket. He would like to be an actor or a film director as he likes to make films. His allocated name is Abdullah Shahid. This blog is basically what his mind churns out whenever it gets too bored. The WetPuddle will hope to contain his comics, stuff about movies and random blog posts explaining things he likes.

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